Big Bottom Jeans,Women Jeans

Just so you all know, I summoned up the courage (and the money...) to finally buy myself a pair of Apple Bottom jeans.I have not found a pair of jeans that fit me for the past FOREVER, so I stopped trying; I was wearing stretch pants all the time. Regular jeans suffocate my ba-dunkadunk. For those of you who don't know, Apple Big Bottom jeans were created by Nelly;

they are specially designed for women who are 'little in the middle but got much back.' They are cut to fit a woman with a booty. And they fit PERFECTLY. I fit a size 7 Apple Bottoms, and let me tell you, a size 7 anywhere else wouldn't fit over my upper-thighs.
Women, buy yourselves a pair of Apple Bottoms. They help you embrace your behind, and work kind of like a push up bra, but for the junk in your trunk.I've always had a butt..even when I was playing soccer all year around, and in the best shape of my life. I call it "the curse" of my mother's family. They all have the same shape. I never hated my booty...I just had curves which is more than some women, and honestly, men love curves! I hate all the jeans now. The low rise, let everyone see the back crack jeans that all girls are dying to look good in are awful. Even my MIL, who is literally too thin for her own good, looks chunky through the middle in them.
Well, I couldn't tell you what my usual size is because I haven't bought new pants since high school, and every time I try on jeans it really varies from one place to the next. Like REALLY varies. For example, at the Limited for some reason I'm a size 6, but at department stores like Kohl's and Macy's I'm generally an 8. At this one store called 'Dots,' I'm a plus size! A plus size!! But over all, I'd say 8's are GENERALLY my size.
I am 5'7'' tall, but I was a gymnast and a figure skater and I used to lift weights until my fiance got concerned that I could bench more than him....so, uh, That's what I thought, too, sarah_sue, but then I started thinking about it like a man. I looked at the buttons on my jeans and they had apples on them, which were actually kind of booty-shaped. Then it dawned on me....'Oooh, apple bottoms as in the ass is the apple, not the person!"